I BOUGHT TO SCATCHER LOTTO TICKETS AND GAVE THEM TO MY BOSS AND MGN,I LET THEM SCRATCH THEM AT THERE LEISURE' ALL OTHER EMPLOYEES WERE AWARE OF THE FAKE LOTTO TICKETS AND THE JOKE ABOUT TO BE PLAYED. ONE HALF HOUR LATER MY MGN CAME RUNNING OUT THE HALL JUMPING UP AND DOWN AND MY BOSS CAME OUT OF HIS OFFICE WITH TEARS RUNNING DOWN HIS FACE STATING HE'S TAKING EVERYONE OUT TO DINNER(BY THE WAY THESE WERE 10.000.00 SCRATCHERS. SOME SAY WE LET THE JOKE LAST TO LONG,BUT I DONT THINK I DESERVED TO BE FIRED BECAUSE OF A JOKE.I TRIED TO CATCH THEM BEFORE THEY ATTEMTED TO CASH THEM IN.

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FROM JIM in New York
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just wanted to let you know that the scratch off marraige proposal worked like a charm she never saw it comming!
and the answer was yes only after a few minutes of her trying to catch her breath.
again thanks
jim

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FROM WAYNE in BENTON HARBOR, MICHIGAN
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me and some buddies went to a cubs game and while we were standing in the food line, my buddy matt walked by and dropped a $100 funny money five or six guys ahead of me. one guy picked it up, the guy behind him said that he had dropped it and wanted it back. the guy in front called him a liar and pointed to matt and said he dropped it, he found it so it belonged to him. the two guys argued for 30 seconds then got into a fight. they both got tossed. matt and i laughed until the cubs blew it in the nineth. the mets won.

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I took a fake lotto ticket to a client's office. My client's employees knew what the joke was. I left it with him as I went into another room to train his employees. He came in and asked "Are you SURE this is my ticket?" I said "yes". He started waving it around and jumping up and down with his face a bright red. I thought he was going to have a heart attack! I finally told him to read the back of the ticket. He was so excited, he couldn't read it clearly. Five more minutes went by as we all laughed at him in the tiny office. He FINALLY read the back and sat in the chair to calm down. For a minute I thought he was going to fire his employees and kick my butt out. After his full emotional recovery, he asked where he could buy 25 to give his friends on the golf course. Of course I give him your web address. THANKS for the memorable moment!
Mike P.

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FROM TONY in BOISE IDAHO
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I gave a fake ticket to my girlfriend paula. When she thought she had won she started shaking and she started thanking me with her lips on mine. Then she suddenly ran inside. When she came out again, she informed me that she had to change her jeans because she was so happy for us that she pissed on herself. When i told her the truth, she said that she wished she had pissed on me.

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